Thursday, March 22, 2007

5 things about me

This meme came my way via the very lovely site Lobstersquad. Go have a butchers at the very lovely illustrations that Ximena adorns her site with and read about eating, drinking and drawing in Madrid. To be honest she meme'd me up for this weeks ago...

Anyway casting my eye over the many posts that this meme has resulted in and at the confessions, admissions and revelations that have emerged, I figured I would do what I do best. Make something up. Only one of these statements is true.

1) I played one of the henchmen in Bugsy Malone on the West End stage. You know the guys who sing "We coulda been anything that we wanted to be...". I was the fat one.

2) The strangest meal I ever ate was at the River Cafe in Hammersmith with Vivienne Westwood.

3) I know all the words to Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf and once sang the entire thing to a stunned audience of old ladies in a trailer park in Mexico.

4) Sammy Davies Jnr sang Happy Birthday to me on my 5th birthday in the back room of a casino in Mayfair.

5) I have six toes on my right foot but only 4 on my left.

So there you have it. Which of these strange facts is the real Monkey Gland...

8 comments:

Pille said...

Hmm. Let me think.. All sound true enough to me;-)

Dagny said...

I think I'll go with number 2.

abby said...

river cafe with viv w has to be true - tell us more!

Scott at Real Epicurean said...

Heh...I'm guessing that you have an odd amount of toes.

I could be wrong though ;)

chris said...

somehow number 3 hits a chord with me - no pun intended :)

lobstersquad said...

well, se non é vero, ben trovato. I like them all

Sam said...

I reckon it was number 4) but I prefer the sound of number 3) because I think I could have done that one with you.

Barbara said...

I'm with Sam, definitely Number 3. I'd sing too, but only if I'd drunk plenty of tequilla.